What this place needs is a good coat of fire…

The recent fire in the Enchanted Tiki Room (Under New Management) got me thinking about changing/modifying attractions.  To me, the suits at Disney made a big error when they “updated” the attraction.  To quote Vizzini from Princess Bride, they fell victim to one of the classic blunders; the most famous of which is, “Never mess with a classic, timeless attraction by adding content that will automatically date the attraction in a few years.” But only slightly less well-known is this: “Never add potentially child-frightening content to an attraction that shouldn’t be frightening!”

If I had my way, I’d have Disney do with the Enchanted Tiki Room what I want to see done to the Country Bear Jamboree — keep the original show but update the audio-animatronics. Do I think that is going to happen any time soon?  No.  But a man can dream…